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My friends revenge for making her watch B1a4's Baby Goodnight

  • -4am my phone starts ringing-
  • Me: hello?
  • Friend: Yeah, what'chu do today?
  • Me: oh my god
  • Friend: Hey, you still awake?
  • Me: I hate you so much
  • Friend: Oh girl, off to bed with you.
  • Me: I'm hanging up
  • Friend: Goodnight
  • everyone: it's just a band
  • you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
  • me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: how do I spell house?